I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Randomize
