Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Alive.
So much puke
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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