I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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