help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
