Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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