Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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