As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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