Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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