I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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