Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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