I wannas sexs uuuuu
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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