that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
