no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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