Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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