Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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