You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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