I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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