I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Randomize
