THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
