this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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