Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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