how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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