Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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