you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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