Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
His nipple licking is glorious
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