after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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