You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
