I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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