God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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