Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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