I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Let's paint friendship bongs
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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