wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
worst night to have a conscience
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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