She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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