sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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