If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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