I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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