Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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