I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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