I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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