She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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