quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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