Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
4 words: hood of his car
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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