During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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