Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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