ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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