Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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