Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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