Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
