Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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