im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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