shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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